Remake-a-prequel-sequel-tastic!

Hollywood continues to struggle for new ideas

these are actually in-production;

• Transformers 3 – again directed by Michael Bay
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – directed by Rob Marshall, stars Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Stephen Graham, Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane
• Clash of the Titans 2 in 3D – possibly Jonathan Liebesman to direct after Louis Leterrier dropped out. stars Sam Worthington
• Die Hard 24/7 – crossover between Die Hard and the 24 TV series. stars Bruce Willis and Kiefer Sutherland
• The Bourne Legacy – possible prequel without Matt Damon
• Green Lantern 2 – Green Lantern 1 isn’t out til 2011, yet the sequel is already in production!
• Indiana Jones 5 – script by George Lucas and Steven Spielberg with a story more down to earth then the crystal skull. stars Harrison Ford and Shite Le Beouf
• Fantastic Four: Reborn – a re-boot of the franchise with different actors and no director signed yet.
• X-Men: First Class – a re-boot of the x-men, only this time think x-men kids… directed by Matthew Vaughn
• Spiderman – reboot directed by Marc Webb,
• Twilight 4 & 5 – more of the same dross from the same people
• Alien Prequels x2 – featuring the back story of the ‘Space Jockey’. directed by Ridley Scott
• Oz – at least four Oz-related films in the works: the Sam Raimi-directed Oz: The Great And Powerful, a Disney prequel starring Robert Downey Jr.; two separate projects at Warner Bros., one of which may be Drew Barrymore’s rumoured  sequel Surrender Dorothy; and the animated musical Dorothy of Oz, starring Glee’s Lea Michele.
• Fraggle Rock Movie – say no more…
• Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor stars Nicholas Cage
• Karate Kid 2 – they remade the first, so why not the second? stars Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of The Dawn Treader - Directed by Michael Apted, the film stars Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Ben Barnes, Will Poulter, Gary Sweet, Bruce Spence, Arthur Angel, Shane Rangi and Liam Neeson. Voyage of the Dawn Treader opens in 3D and 2D on Dec. 10.
• Planet of The Apes prequel – stars Don Cheadle and James Franco
• Batman 3 – directed by Christopher Nolan
• The Brothers Grimm: Snow White - writer-director Melisa Wallack
• The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – directed by David Fincher, stars Daniel Craig
• Logan’s Run – directed by Carl Rinsch
• Scream 4 – directed by Wes Craven, stars Emma Roberts
• Hitman 2 - Daniel Benmayor
• The Three Musketeers – stars Orlando Bloom, Christoph Waltz and Milla Jovovich
• Kung Fu Panda 2: The Kaboom Of Doom – stars Gary Oldman
• National Treasure 3 – stars Nicholas Cage
• Men in Black 3 - director Barry Sonnenfeld, stars Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Jemaine Clement
• Universal Soldier 4 – i didn’t even know they made a third!

and loads more flogged dead horses…